- 1 -If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day
- We always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives us the chance to talk about men, hold each other purses and catch up on the newest trends
- We especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game
- We never have anything to wear. Don’t question us about the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”
- We feel awkward if we do not carry anything in our hands. That is why we always carry our handbags around
- When we are watching a football match with you, we are voting for the team with the better looking players!
- Women like looking at men, just as much as men like looking at women. We just know how to hide it better!
- We can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, it could be our girlfriend with some really interesting news!
- Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants, trust us we know fashion!
- ”Fine” is never an appropriate response when we ask you how we look!
- The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437
- Discussion of ex-girlfriends should be avoided at all times
- The two highest IQ’s ever recorded belong to women
- It’s best to consult her girl friends for gift ideas
- The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’
